I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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