my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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