fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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