ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My vagina just recognized that song.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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