dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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