When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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