Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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