Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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