Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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