Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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