Say something about gay babies.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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