you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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