in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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