OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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