party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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