weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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