I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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