Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
