How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Boobs are out for the taking
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
