Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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