it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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