Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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