then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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