I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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