so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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