You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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