You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she told me i tasted like america
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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