in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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