hell yes lets make some ravioli
barbara walters just said penis...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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