its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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