my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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