I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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