as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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