You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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