I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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