I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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