what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
this is an emotional support booty call
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
