Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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