I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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