His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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