Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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