dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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