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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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