There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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