I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Boobs speak an international language.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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