Dual....:-)
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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