I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do vagina's smell?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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