and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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