I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Everything about him screamed your future.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm bleeding and have questions
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
