Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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