Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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