we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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