Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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