im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
