quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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