i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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